Maskerade: A Novel of Discworld #ad - The ghost in the bone-white mask who haunts the Ankh-Morpork Opera House was always considered a benign presence—some would even say lucky—until he started killing people. Once granny sets her mind on something, however, it's difficult—and often hazardous—to dissuade her. The sudden rash of bizarre backstage deaths now threatens to mar the operatic debut of country girl Perdita X.
And no opera-prowling phantom fiend is going to keep a pair of determined hags down on the farm after they've seen Ankh-Morpork.
Interesting Times: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - Carnage is pretty much a given, and, pillaging, since Cohen the Barbarian and his extremely elderly Silver Horde are busily formulating their own plan for looting, er, looking wistfully at girls. However, rincewind firmly believes there are too many heroes already in the world, yet only one Rincewind. May you live in interesting times" is the worst thing one can wish on a citizen of Discworld—especially on the distinctly unmagical sorcerer Rincewind, who has had far too much perilous excitement in his life.
And, for some incomprehensible reason, someone believes Rincewind will have a mythic role in the war and wholesale bloodletting that will surely ensue. But when a request for a "great wizzard" arrives in Ankh-Morpork via carrier albatross from the faraway Counterweight Continent, it's he who's sent as emissary.
Interesting Times: A Novel of Discworld #ad - And he owes it to the world to keep that one alive for as long as possible. Chaos threatens to follow the impending demise of the Agatean Empire's current ruler.
Feet of ClayHarper #ad - And certain highly placed personages are using the unrest as an excuse to resurrect a monarchy—which would be bad enough even if the "king" they were grooming wasn't as empty-headed as your typical animated pottery. An apparent lack of any motive is also quite troubling. It's murder in Discworld!—which ordinarily is no big deal.
Feet of Clay #ad - All vimes has are some tracks of white clay and more of those bothersome "clue" things that only serve to muck up an investigation. Harper. The anger of a fearful populace is already being dangerously channeled toward the city's small community of golems—the mindless, absurdly industrious creatures of baked clay, who can occasionally be found toiling in the city's factories.
But what bothers watch commander sir sam Vimes is that the unusual deaths of three elderly Ankh-Morporkians do not bear the clean, efficient marks of the Assassins' Guild.
Carpe Jugulum: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - Ever. HarperTorch. As the lancre living are about to discover, there's only one way to fight. Carpe Jugulum! Harper. But everyone knows you don't invite vampires into your house—unless you want permanent guests. Once ensconced within the castle, garlic-eating, these wine-drinking, sun-loving modern vampires have no intention of leaving .
Carpe Jugulum: A Novel of Discworld #ad - . King verence, in a fit of enlightened democracy and ebullient goodwill, invites Uberwald's undead, the Magpyrs, into Lancre to celebrate the birth of his daughter. Go for the throat, or as the vampyres themselves say.
Lords and Ladies DiscworldHarper #ad - Lords and Ladies Discworld #ad - But music and romance aren't the only things filling the air. It's a dreamy midsummer's night in the Kingdom of Lancre. Harper. Invaded by some fairie Trash, soon it won't be only champagne that's flowing through the streets. Magic and mischief are afoot, threatening to spoil the royal wedding of King Verence and his favorite witch, Magrat Garlick.
Hogfather: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - . Suddenly discworld's entire myth system is unraveling at an alarming rate. HarperTorch. Drastic measures must be taken, which is why Death himself is taking up the reins of the fat man's vacated sleigh. Who would want to harm discworld's most beloved icon? Very few things are held sacred in this twisted, corrupt, heartless—and oddly familiar—universe, but the Hogfather is one of them.
And there's something shady going on involving an uncommonly psychotic member of the Assassins' Guild and certain representatives of Ankh-Morpork's rather extensive criminal element. Which, racing to unravel the nasty, in turn, Susan, has Death's level-headed granddaughter, humbuggian mess before the holiday season goes straight to hell and takes everyone along with it.
Hogfather: A Novel of Discworld #ad - . Harper. Yet here it is, old, that most joyous and acquisitive of times, Hogswatchnight, and the jolly, red-suited gift-giver has vanished without a trace.
Jingo: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - But war is, after all, simply the greatest of all crimes—and it's Sir Samuel's sworn duty to seek out criminal masterminds wherever they may be hiding and lock them away before they can do any real damage. Even the ones on his side. It isn't much of an island that rises up one moonless night from the depths of the Circle Sea—just a few square miles of silt and some old ruins.
Jingo: A Novel of Discworld #ad - Harper. Unfortunately, the historically disputed lump of land called Leshp is once again floating directly between Ankh-Morpork and the city of Al-Khali on the coast of Klatch—which is spark enough to ignite that glorious international pastime called "war. Pressed into patriotic service, commander sam Vimes thinks he should be leading his loyal watchmen, female watchdwarf, and lady werewolf into battle against local malefactors rather than against uncomfortably well-armed strangers in the Klatchian desert.
Witches Abroad DiscworldHarper #ad - The trouble really begins once these reluctant foster-godmothers arrive in Genua and must outwit their power-hungry counterpart who'll stop at nothing to achieve a proper "happy ending"—even if it means destroying a kingdom. Harper. So now it's up to magrat garlick, granny weatherwax, and Nanny Ogg to hop on broomsticks and make for far-distant Genua to ensure the servant girl doesn't marry the Prince.
Witches Abroad Discworld #ad - But the road to genua is bumpy, and falling house well this is a fairy tale, werewolf, and along the way the trio of witches encounters the occasional vampire, after all. Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother named desiderata who had a good heart, a wise head, and poor planning skills—which, unfortunately, left the Princess Emberella in the care of her other not quite so good and wise godmother when death came for Desiderata.
Soul Music: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - Harper. Harper. When her dear old granddad— the Grim Reaper himself—goes missing, Susan takes over the family business. HarperTorch. Well almost. Harper. That is, until a little string in her heart goes "twang. With a head full of dreams and a pocketful of lint, Imp the Bard lands in Ankh-Morpork, yearning to become a rock star.
Soul Music: A Novel of Discworld #ad - . The progeny of death's adopted daughter and his apprentice, she shows real talent for the trade. Determined to devote his life to music, the unlucky fellow soon finds that all his dreams are coming true.
Men at Arms DiscworldHarper #ad - Men at Arms Discworld #ad - Harper. But an even bigger job awaits. It’s a big job, particularly for an adopted dwarf. Harper. HarperTorch. An ancient document has just revealed that Ankh-Morpork, ruled for decades by Disorganized crime, has a secret sovereign! And his name is Carrot. And so begins the most awesome epic encounter of all time, an ancient sword’s magic, or at least all afternoon, in which the fate of a city—indeed of the universe itself!—depends on a young man’s courage, and a three-legged poodle’s bladder.
HarperTorch. Harper. Corporal carrot has been promoted! he’s now in charge of the new recruits guarding Ankh-Morpork, unlicensed Thieves, Miscellaneous Marauders, Discworld’s greatest city, from Barbarian Tribes, and such.
The Last Continent: A Novel of DiscworldHarper #ad - The Last Continent: A Novel of Discworld #ad - HarperTorch. A professor is missing—and the one person who can find him is not only the most inept magician the school ever produced, but currently stranded on the unfinished down-under continent of Fourecks. As the uu faculty tries to bring him back, rincewind is having troubles of his own, thanks to a pushy mystical kangaroo trickster named Scrappy and a mob of Fourecks hooligans who are out to hang him.
HarperTorch. There's big trouble at the Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork's lone institute of higher learning. For the first time ever. All his problems would be solved if he could just make it rain. Harper. Harper. HarperTorch. Harper. And if the time-traveling professors can get to the right millennium.